Wednesday, November 10, 2010

The impulse

two people are driving in the car on the way home during lunch

me: i have a left over cafe rio burrito. im gonna eat that
abby: can i have a corn dog?
me: sure thing

two people pull up to the drive way and walk inside

me: buuuurrrriiitttoooo!!! (opens fridge)
me: where the F is my burrito.
abby: uhhh can i go get a corn dog?
me: yeah go get one, i'm gonna call my mom

i dial the phone and it rings

mom: what do you want?
me: where is my burrito??
mom: oh ya, your brother ate it last night.
me: you have got to be kidding me you can not just go around eating peoples burritos
mom: uhh sorry. make pizza

abby walks upstairs

me: were  making pizza

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